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I'm in a dilemma /b/. ami a bad person? >be me >be 18 >at 8/10 friend's house >watching some s----- adam sandler movie >girl with bouncy boobs on screen >Anon, I wish I had boobs like that >hereismychance.jpeg >Why u can, don't u know the trick? >What trick >If ur boobs are sucked regularly, they grow large. >I don't think dat's true anon >yeah? why do u think pornstars have huge boobs? Idk, those are fake i guess >why would anyone pay to see fake boobs? >oh, never thought of dat at this point I didn't know how to ask her to let me suck dem t------ >same is for guys as well, the more their d---- are sucked, the larger their penis >what? really? >letsdothis again.jpeg >why do you think pornstars have such huge penis? And why do guys want to get blown all the time? >oh, now it all makes sense anon >how about we help each other out. it's a win-win >yes, right now? >holyshit.jpeg this carried on for 4 days and i got 7 BJs before she found out i was lying. Now she won't talk to me. does that make me a bad person /b/? Anonymous (ID: WS/G7efD) 10/31/14(Fri)16:02:48 No.576811869 no, she was a dumb slut for believing that s