NEWS

Fans Demand Return of Lara Croft's Pointy Breasts

By A Mystery Man Writer

Ahead of the release of the new Tomb Raider film, superfans are complaining because the new Lara Croft's breasts aren't triangular enough. Though originally a result of a design error, Lara's breasts quickly became an iconic element of the franchise, just as much as drowning in the swimming pool on the training level while trying…