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Adult Rodeo Cowboy Costume

By A Mystery Man Writer

Arrives by Fri, Apr 5 Buy Adult Rodeo Cowboy Costume at
Adult Rodeo Cowboy Costume If you're a cowboy in modern times, you compete in rodeos. It's just what you do. What better way is there to show off your amazing cowpoke skills? After all, you can't run around acting like it's the Wild West in the middle of the big cities, you'd seem like a lunatic! Save the hog-tying and the steer wrestling for the stadium and the crowds. All you need is this Rodeo Cowboy Costume and you are good to go! Once you throw on these studly duds you'll be more than ready to practice for your favorite rodeo events! You can start this Halloween! Practice your tie-down roping on a close friend. When he least expects it look him dead in the eyes, start a timer, and have at it! Once you've immobilized him (and possibly ruined a friendship) yell “Time!”and exclaim how that was your fastest time yet. Since steers are awfully hard to come by in the city, you'll have to practice your steer wrestling with the largest friend you have in stock. Although they may not have horns for you to grab, ears make for a nice substitute. Once you're able to wrestle a full grown man down to the ground by his ears, you'll be ready for some real bulldogging! After Halloween is done and you've got the training in needed to be a rodeo star, take this Cowboy Costume with you on the road! Compete with the best of the best under the stadium lights. Find the perfect place for a cowboy in modern society and win the hearts of crowds everywhere!